Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Shortcut

Spontaneity doesn't agree with me. I'm just not a very spontaneous person and it's driven Brook crazy for 17 years now. So last night I thought I'd try. Just down the street from our house is a stop sign that leads out of our neighborhood. You can turn left or right. Right takes us on a road through a neighborhood and left takes us through a FIELD to an adjoining neighborhood. I was driving Zach to basketball practice last night, on my way to pick up some other players who live right through that field. As I reached the stop sign, I glanced left and saw that the snow was melting and that there were many bare spots and tire tracks in the field. "Zach," I said, "let's go four-wheeling" and before I thought twice about it we were in four-wheel-drive and driving through the field. It was fun! We were doing great! "I'm such a cool mom," I whispered under my breath. Just about that time we reached the top of a little hill. "Mom, it gets deeper here," Zach warned, but I didn't care. I was cruisin'! Sadly, just beyond the crest of that hill the sun doesn't shine as much, and the wind doesn't blow the snow away so effectively and I quicikly found myself stuck in a very deep snow drift. And I mean stuck solid. In a panic I called a friend and told her to bring the basketball players to the field with shovels. They arrived and spent the next hour trying to dig us out. Cars traveling up the street saw a black suburban stuck in a huge snowbank with a blond lady ordering four young men around. Cars honked. Moms brought their kids outside to watch. And thankfully men in shirts and ties, arriving home from work, stopped to help. When Brook came up the block he was greeted by the sight of cars pulled off to the side to watch. When I waved at him, he pretended that he didn't know me and just kept driving before he thought better of it and came to help. My new best friends, Steve and Todd, finally helped Brook pull me out and I had to stalk their houses down today to deliver pies and thank-you cards. Lessons I learned from my experience: shortcuts take longer in the long run.... Spontaneity isn't something I'm good with...... People are generally willing to help strangers in need..... and every once in a while a good laugh is needed.















7 comments:

Katie said...

I love this story!!! You make me feel normal, especially the part about you muttering under your breathe what a cool mom you are. Ha Ha:)

Cathy said...

HOW, Oh how, did you get to be soooo funny and cool??? I especially liked the part about Brook pretending not to know you! Only because I can picture it, and not because I think it's funny (well,ok, I do, but, you know what I mean!) Anyway, speaking of thank you notes, I'm just gonna have to mail yours because I keep forgetting to give it to you. Gosh, why do you have to live so far away???

j said...

Aaw, Gretchen. Thanks for the comments and sweet words of encouragement. And I can't believe you have been married for 17 years. It is so great to get in contact with the extended family I never got to know that well. I was wondering if you would invite me to your other blog?? jbraegger(at)hotmail(dot)com. Lots of love

Julie said...

Oh my heck, you so totally crack me up! If only I'd know you were this much fun when you lived by me!

Jolyn Buhrley said...

This is the funniest story! And soooo something I would do,(the getting stuck part!) I loved the facial expression of the man in the red shirt helping you, it says volumes. Thanks for the laugh, I am still smiling. You ARE so- absolutely, THE coolest mom!:):)

Linda said...

I think that we were secretely separated at birth...that is SO something that I would do, and SO something that would result. Love it! :)

Jeni said...

Go Gretch! I would've loved to have seen you 4 wheeling in the mud and snow. How fun! Then again, maybe not so much the getting stuck part! I was rolling! Good thing you have great neighbors and friends. I laughed so hard at the part about Brook pretending not to know you! Brian would totally do that! I agree, you ARE DEFINITELY a cool mom! Spontaneous or not!